absconds:

me…? LIKE ANIME? hah„, ha h, h„,. *laughs nervously* i don’t know who anime is *sweats*

(Source: matsuoka-rin, via erenmikasa)

  • sherlock fandom: weve waited long enough now give us a thing
  • bbc:
  • sherlock fandom:
  • bbc: k
  • sherlock fandom: waIT A diDDLY DARN SECOND thA TS TOO MUCH THinGS NO SLoW DOWN sTOP THAt

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
image

(Source: dadvevo, via perks-of-being-chinese)

plasticbagvevo:

nootdoot:

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

nyooms:

fuck

her

right

in

the heart :)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

astound:

can someone teach me how to be attractive

(via clauneira)

itsmemacleod:

want to know what turns me on?!? whispering your wifi password in my ear

(via fake-mermaid)

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

(Source: kanyewesticle, via orgasm)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via fake-mermaid)

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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(via pizza)

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via less-danger0us)