i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

(via bullied)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time


i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was


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I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up.
My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

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i wonder when people in my school are gonna realize i’m internet famous

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chicken nuggets are so important

(via fake-mermaid)


do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just


(Source: puto1, via perks-of-being-chinese)

125,517 plays

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  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom


who’s iggy iglesias

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You will be missed. R.I.P Robin Williams